Just Another Writer of Fictions

How to be a tool at work

A. Arrive after everyone else does

B. Do half the work that other people around you do

C. Leave before everyone else does

Now, normally this guy (c’est moi) would/should look like a total and utter asshole, but if we look a little closer

A. The software developers arrive there at 8

B. All I people I need to work with leave by around 4 or 5.

C. Everyone around me is nasty at coding, I don’t code, and everyone is always behind.

There’s a reason I’m whateverthefuckiam and not a developer. But I need to play nice


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