January 2011
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Jan 17th
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A change of pace
I’m starting to feel tired. Not just everyday, normal tired. My job is slowly wearing on me. This isn’t the job I signed up for. Sure, the money is good, my coworkers are young and fun, and even the city isn’t so bad if you can get past the ridiculously cold weather. But the work is tiring. My ability to do work has been decreasing every day, and I don’t know how anyone...
Jan 16th
December 2010
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What's the rule on friends being casually...
The concept isn’t new to me. The concept isn’t even personally new to me. But what’s the deal? She’s my best friend. She knows all the shameful things and thought processes I don’t even dare say out loud. It doesn’t even matter that I can count with one hand the number of times we’ve hung out in the last… 4 or 5 years? We’re just peas and...
Dec 27th
Hello Tumblr
Testing. Is this thing on? Is anyone out there?  Long time no see. To be quite honest, I have been quite busy with work in general, and when I’m not, I’m usually just trying to distract myself from being myself. This usually involves cleaning the apartment, cooking a nice(r) meal, trying to outdrink my Russian coworkers, or just getting stoned and watching zombie flicks. I started...
Dec 27th
I want a boy best friend who will call me...
tesulander: tylerturtle: ^ Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like I do a pretty good job at this. :) ^ Cutie up there tells the truth. EXCEPT THE PART ABOUT FACEBOOK, BITCH NEVER TELLS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL ON FACEBOOK. btw, whoever wrote this needs to stop watching the Jonas Brothers, have a period, and grow up. +1 on the “grow up” part Excuse what will inevitably be perceived as...
Dec 27th
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November 2010
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Listenpie0: Johnny Cash - Hurt I will always reblog...
Nov 27th
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I guess it will be a quiet weekend rereading...
Of course I could get around to reading those reports for my presentation next weekend, but my childhood could use some nurturing right now. Back to simpler times!
Nov 13th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 10th
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Sadface. Was going to book tickets to Foo...
pie0: I was really excited too. All 3 at once. Not seen any of them yet. I feel your pain. I had a chance to see the Foos, and Against Me! and Serj Tankian (or System of a Down) were opening for them, but I had to ditch the tickets because of obligations. That hurt. I’ve come to the conclusion that money isn’t such a big price to pay to see artists whose work I love perform live.
Nov 6th
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Nov 4th
October 2010
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I'm overpaid
My kinda boss: So I hear you guys got an apartment already?
Me: Yeah, I am pretty excited.
MKB: Good. How much did it end up being?
Me: $xxxx. Unfortunately Finance doesn't make payments on a Friday, so I had to pay the rent and deposit myself.
MKB: You have that kind of money? *laughs* Sounds like they are paying you too much! Maybe I should tell them to lower your salary...
Me: *laughs*
MKB: ...
Me: NOOOOOOOO
Oct 31st
Finally, ze nu apartment!
Now I actually get to move out of the hotel into an actual living space, so I am schleping the last of my stuff out today. Unfortunately, though I got approval to sign the lease on the place, Finance couldn’t send the payment in time, so I had to pay for first month’s rent and the security deposit by myself. Given I am actually still keeping an apartment in Boston, this might’ve...
Oct 31st
Doing my best Luke Skywalker impersonation
We didn’t get the apartment. Apparently the landlord is going with someone else, someone who will have a longer lease. Or maybe the universe is just fickle. NNNNNNNNNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oct 23rd
Oct 23rd
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My new apartment is gonna be awesome
Very classy, has classy furnishings, the building has great facilities (including it’s very own liquor store and a tunnel to the supermarket next door), but most of all, the view of downtown Calgary is SPECTACULAR. I almost want to put on some panties just to see them drop. Almost.
Oct 23rd
Oct 22nd
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Oct 19th
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Oct 18th
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Now that I’m alive again, I should probably check out the tattoo convention here in Calgary. Last night I went out with the coworkers to Red Lobster, mostly because The Keg was full. I can’t say I had many complaints, considering I had booze, NY strip, and rock lobster tail for free. Bummed me out though that I didn’t really have plans after. This (cute) girl I met at dinner...
Oct 16th
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Notes on Canada
What will follow may be a wide generalization, so I will be specific and get to the point. Walking around the office here in Calgary, there seems to be a lot of diversity, rivaling that of downtown New York City. Every shade and every color, and perhaps even more importantly, there were just more of that in general. And everything was just business as usual. That’s not to say there...
Oct 15th
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Falling asleep to 'Eurotrip'
“Sorry to hear about Fiona. She’s a whore.” This movie is so stupidly awesome. So many great memories.
Oct 12th
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Listenaboybrushedred: Letters To God || Boxcar Racer ...
Oct 12th
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Day 10 — Someone you don’t talk to as much as...
I’m not really sure about this one. As you get older, there really is less time to do things, or perhaps it is just a matter of needing to devote more time to things that matter. Relationships need to be nurtured and maintained. If it had strong roots, maybe it would survive a bit of neglect, like losing touch with a friend and seeing them years later, and just picking up where you left...
Oct 11th
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Birthdays and Cougars
Last year I went out to the bars with some friends on my birthday, and promptly got plastered enough and somehow ended up ballroom dancing with a cougar at this Middle Eastern restaurant. Last night, a buddy and I went to a Chinese/Communist-themed lounge and met another birthday group, and before I knew it, I was talking to this tall blonde cougar who was practically throwing every signal out in...
Oct 11th
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Oct 10th
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Oct 10th
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I Am My Father's Son
I have never been one to celebrate birthdays, and I suppose that’s something I got from my dad. He never really liked celebrating his own, and would have preferred to just eat out with his family. Eating seems to be the only way we know how to celebrate. Last year was a pretty cool birthday for him, turning 50 on 09-09-09. I wish I could’ve been there to see him. I usually don’t...
Oct 10th
Today is 101010. That's 42 in Binary - and 42 is...
great-perhaps: (via fuckyeahmath)
Oct 10th
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Oct 9th
Between a rock and a hard place
My boss scolded me for not doing my job, which is ok. I’m not even sure what exactly my job is. To do what I do, I need the help of two more senior guys at work, because without them, I have no direction. Too bad they don’t work Fridays, which pretty much means my productivity drops. I guess I will keep making friends with the Russians. I think I’m making progress. Boo yeah. ...
Oct 8th
frecklesandtattoos asked: I saw your msg to Lauren....I live in Calgary too, but have no time for a life with Uni hahaha.....anyways if you like scary shit check out Scream Fest....also Tattoo Convention is coming up next weekend I think.
Oct 7th
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Pie.: Starting to appreciate London. →
pie0: I never let myself get close to London, mainly due to the fact that I always knew that I would end up back in America. The truth of the matter is the ‘home’ feeling I get is because of people, not because of the place. I have ties with my best friend here and have been seeing quite a few other… As someone who has traveled a lot and lived across continents and cultures, I think the...
Oct 7th
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How to be a tool at work
A. Arrive after everyone else does B. Do half the work that other people around you do C. Leave before everyone else does Now, normally this guy (c’est moi) would/should look like a total and utter asshole, but if we look a little closer A. The software developers arrive there at 8 B. All I people I need to work with leave by around 4 or 5. C. Everyone around me is nasty at coding, I...
Oct 7th
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Day 9 — Someone you wish you could meet
Dear Jesus, If anything else, I would just simply ask: what would You do? I wonder if You would go out and burn a Qu’ran, and call Islam evil. Would You tell all the homosexuals to repent and change or burn in hell? Would You kill and maim all those who do not believe in You? Personally, I think You’re getting a lot of bad PR because of a lot of folks who say they are Christian, but...
Oct 6th
loveepretty-deactivated20110606 asked: i think you should post more. you have a lot of very good things to say. (:
Oct 6th
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The Hunger
I have this problem. The hungrier I get, the less concentration I can muster, and incidentally, the harder it is for me to make any food decisions. Right now, after a long day at work, I am starving. STARVING. Granted, I have no right to complain about things because I won’t die from this, but still. The hungrier I get, the less I can make decisions on food, the longer time I get to decide,...
Oct 5th
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Learning Russian like it's my job
Because it kindof is. That would bring the number of languages I can speak up to 6, if I count my rusty French (which I do). I probably shouldn’t have told my boss I would learn Russian in two months, but we’ll see.
Oct 5th
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Oct 3rd
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Oct 3rd
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Oct 3rd
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Oct 3rd
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Hello Friday
I had to wake up early to prep for a remote presentation for my team. There I was in my underwear, scrambling to put the finishing “professional” looking touches to my slides, and hardly anyone even joins the call.  The three of us on the call just called it a wash (read: fuck it) and decided to postpone til next week. Back to sleeeeeeeepppppppp
Oct 1st
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tayloronhertoes: obscenephilistine answered your question:Who wants to edit my college essay for me? where are you applying to? Kennesaw State University, Columbus State University, University of Maine at Farmington, Brown, and University of Maine. That’s a lot of northernly (read: well digger’s ass cold) institutions you’ve got there. Mais c’est la vie, je voudrais...
Oct 1st
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I think my buddy from work just picked up the cute...
I might very well be jealous. She was pretty legit.
Oct 1st
Oct 1st
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Day ? - Someone you wish could forgive you
Dear Isabel, I know my words probably still meaning nothing to you, but I am sorry. I am sorry for completely betraying your trust and abusing your friendship. I used you in the most horrible way, and the worst part was I only did it because I could. You were so nice to me, so friendly, even when I wasn’t exactly the best person to be around.  To say I led you on is an understatement. I...
Oct 1st
September 2010
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Bishop Threatens President Aquino With... →
lexromualdez: You have GOT to be kidding me. When asked if Aquino might be excommunicated if he insists that government should distribute artificial contraceptives, Odchimar said: “That is a possibility…. Right now, it is a proximate possibility.” Will someone please remind these people that education, family planning, safe sex, reproductive health, condoms, and birth control pills are NOT THE...
Sep 30th
jevaisdanse asked: Uhm, you kind sir. You have a Decemberists reference for goodness sake! And I just find you, and your blog spectacular.
Also, that is really enjoyable. I love the Decemberists, so I just figured I'd point out how that made me really happy.
Just sayin'
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th